Kurze englische Witze

"Mom, Why do we have this big humps?" asks the little camel his mother. "In this humps, we have water. And when we go in the hot dessert, we have something to drink." "And why do we have this large fur?" "Because the dessert is very cold in den night and with this fur, we don´t feel cold." "And why do we have this big hoofs?" "Because there is much hot sand in the dessert. And our hoofs saves us from that." "But Mommy, what the hell we are doing here in the fuck National zoo?"

The teacher asks the pupil: "Hey, are you good in maths?" The pupil answers: "yes and No!" The teacher: "What do you mean - yes and no!" The pupil: "Yes, I´m no good in maths!"

Mother hold her little daughter fifty minutes under water not to make her any trouble, just to see the funny bubble.

A man in a restaurant says to the Waiter: "Waiter, in my soup is a dead fly!" The Waiter says: "Oh yeah, it´s the hot water, which kills them!"